This is almost NSFW.
Happy Thanksgiving, readers! Since there's no Iowa games on and we three purveyors of the best fine adequate farcically uninformed Hawkeye analysis are busy with family and gross overconsumption, we'll leave this thread up for those of you popping in. What are you eating? Drunk yet? Did you ruin your volunteer fire department's holiday?
We'll be around at some point, but for now, eat up! Drink a bit! Slather yourself in gravy and run through the neighborhood Watch football! And we'll see you later.
Don't worry, we're not totally misleading those kids; the feathers have smallpox.
P.S. Jebus's weekly gambling feature is up on EDSBS.
P.P.S. Thanks for reading.