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Hate to Say I Told You So (All Right!), or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Illini

"Ich bin ein Illini"

I'm Hawkeye State.  You might remember me from such posts as "An Open Letter to Penn State, Wisconsin, Illinois, and Michigan."  You know, the one that brought all the knuckle-dragging crazies out of the woodwork?  Yeah, that one.

Well, Illinois read.  The Apocalypse has been averted.  All hail Ron Zook.

We will get to the bowl implications later, but for all you mouth-breathers, a little math:

Iowa > Illinois > tOSU

Deal with that.  I'll be over here, working on my Jack Nicholson.

Bring it on, motherfuckers.