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Austin Scott's penis is more important than sports

Penn State will be without starting tailback Austin Scott tomorrow afternoon. It appears not to be an injury situation, but something far worse: allegations of sexual assault.

To be perfectly fair, we don't know if it's Scott, just a Penn State football player. And Scott is out for the day for undisclosed, non-injury reasons. So, Sherlocks, we're being given 2+1 and spotted the T, H, R, and one of the E's here. Anyone got any ideas?

We hope that was some seriously exhilarating non-consensual sexual contact, Austin; it'll be costing you (and many others who depend on you) dearly.