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Austin Scott's penis is more important than sports

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Penn State will be without starting tailback Austin Scott tomorrow afternoon. It appears not to be an injury situation, but something far worse: allegations of sexual assault.

To be perfectly fair, we don't know if it's Scott, just a Penn State football player. And Scott is out for the day for undisclosed, non-injury reasons. So, Sherlocks, we're being given 2+1 and spotted the T, H, R, and one of the E's here. Anyone got any ideas?

We hope that was some seriously exhilarating non-consensual sexual contact, Austin; it'll be costing you (and many others who depend on you) dearly.