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IF ANYONE KNOWS THE WHEREABOUTS OF RON ZOOK, LEMME KNOW

I've been ignoring the Zooker. I'm busy and he's redundant, so that's the long and short of it. But in the early hours of Wednesday morning I got some troubling IMs from him and I'm actually a little worried. So, I'm wondering if Illini fan can comfirm his whereabouts?

The conversation:

3:43 AM

ZookHook: you therrr???

3:44 AM

ZookHook: The Zooker seas yer lite  I know ur in ducking me. thizis seriusss!!1

ZookHook: im soooooooo fuckkkked up!    Zooker is staaarvinG! FUCK!

3:46 AM

ZookHook: Lissne Newsy! I allreddy call i n sick  2morra and I sed I had diaareea rill baad so i'd be gon the next day 2. I needa place to laylow ferabit The heats about to come down on the RZ!!!!!

ZookHook: NEEEEEEWSYYYY!!!!!!!!! don do me like thiz!!!!!11
THE RZ IZ IN THE SHIT!!!! Thingss got outta hand iz all. you no how I do! callmecallmecallmeeeee

ZookHook: DUUUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!1111

3:51 AM

ZookHook: FUCK!! SOME WONEZZ HERE!!!!! AYE M ON MY WAY BROSEPHUS!!!! LEMMe tell ya wha happen wheni get therrr!

ZookHook: Zookers in teh wind