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Dinosaur Racecars: The Interview
Recently*, Jon Bois of "the Internet" interviewed me about Dinosaur Racecars because dinosaur racecars. Here is our interview so people can understand more about dinosaur racecars. There is no known picture of Mr. Bois on the Internet, so we'll use our old friend Bob Bruce to represent him. You're...
Just Wondering...
If Kirk Ferentz decided to offer Rich Rodriguez a spot as Iowa's offensive coordinator, how insulted would RichRod feel? How about if Ferentz offered a co-OC position with KOK? Would that be the greatest dick move in Iowa football history? What are your favorite dick moves by football...
The Iowa Hawkeyes Run That Asian Music Scene
We realize it's a little early to start talking about the Girls' Generation, early by about 20 hours or so. We need to, though, if only tangentially. Remember our (and, we're guessing, your) complete inability to explain what the hell that Iowa football helmet was doing in the video, being doted...
If You Look For Bryan Bulaga On YouTube, Something Awesome Happens
Here's something you did know: "Bulaga" is Iowan for "You are about to be drive-blocked to death." Here's something you didn't know: "Bulaga" is Tagalog (that's the first language in the Philippines) for "Surprise," sort of like "Peek-A-Boo." Also, and here's a shocker: The Philippines have YouTube...
EXCLUSIVE BEANIE NEWS
Readers of BHGP, we need to talk. HawkMania, the banner under which the QC Times' sterling Hawkeye coverage runs, has uncovered disturbing information about one of the captains for this week's game. We'll let Eric Page take care of this for us: "Rob has these weird collections," McGrath said of...
Thursday Night Insanity
No football stuff tonight. . .going to try to get back into the roster breakdown tomorrow at some point. But for now, I want to give you a little Youtube-based entertainment. If any of you out there have ever played any of the Guitar Hero games, you know exactly how insane this video clip is. ...
Did the Vikings Learn Nothing from Troy Williamson?
It appears not because, according to Judd Zulgad, the Vikings could be planning on taking a look at one of the few wide receivers from recent drafts that managed to be even more craptacular than Williamson was. We’re checking on this one because it seems like a long shot but the Saginaw...
Bryant McKinnie. . .Ambassador(?)
Well, according to this article, he certainly is: The Laureus Sport for Good Foundation has welcomed Bryant McKinnie of the Minnesota Vikings as the newest ambassador to the foundation. The foundation was inspired and established by Dr. Nelson Mandela over a decade ago with the help of some of...
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