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Dinosaur Racecars: The Interview
Recently*, Jon Bois of "the Internet" interviewed me about Dinosaur Racecars because dinosaur racecars. Here is our interview so people can understand more about dinosaur racecars. There is no known picture of Mr. Bois on the Internet, so we'll use our old friend Bob Bruce to represent him. You're...
Just Wondering...
If Kirk Ferentz decided to offer Rich Rodriguez a spot as Iowa's offensive coordinator, how insulted would RichRod feel? How about if Ferentz offered a co-OC position with KOK? Would that be the greatest dick move in Iowa football history? What are your favorite dick moves by football...
The Iowa Hawkeyes Run That Asian Music Scene
We realize it's a little early to start talking about the Girls' Generation, early by about 20 hours or so. We need to, though, if only tangentially. Remember our (and, we're guessing, your) complete inability to explain what the hell that Iowa football helmet was doing in the video, being doted...
If You Look For Bryan Bulaga On YouTube, Something Awesome Happens
Here's something you did know: "Bulaga" is Iowan for "You are about to be drive-blocked to death." Here's something you didn't know: "Bulaga" is Tagalog (that's the first language in the Philippines) for "Surprise," sort of like "Peek-A-Boo." Also, and here's a shocker: The Philippines have YouTube...








