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It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It Is Playing Catch-Up
It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It is BHGP's regular news roundup. Send all tips to any of the email addresses at the bottom of the page. Seriously: any and all tips are appreciated, although not all tips will necessarily get used in INP. Closing time / turn the lights up. The most...
Big Ten Media Days: Bob And Jerry
... solid, fundamental football and you will be proud of the Minnesota Gophers this year. Questions? Coach, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ... I will skin you where you stand and use your flesh to make a kite, son. Hot damn! Coach Kill, I like your...
Nighty-Night, Sweet Prince: Tim Brewster Fired as Minnesota Gopher Head Football Coach
WIN FIGHT TRY TREMENDOUS CANNED LIKE TUNA, indeed. Minnesota football coach, Motivational Tourette's sufferer, and all-around incompetent bozo Tim Brewster was fired Sunday morning, on the heels of a 28-17 loss to Purdue that left the Gophers 1-6 on the year and 15-30 in his three-plus year...
Better Know An Iowa Football Opponent 2010: Minnesota Golden Gophers (Part Two)
The off-season is a long and tiresome trudge, so how can we best get through it? By looking ahead to next year, of course. So, in the spirit of forward thinking, we present a team-by-team look at Iowa's 2010 football opponents (with looks at Illinois and (maybe) Purdue thrown in for good measure...
Better Know An Iowa Football Opponent 2010: Minnesota Golden Gophers (Part One)
The off-season is a long and tiresome trudge, so how can we best get through it? By looking ahead to next year, of course. So, in the spirit of forward thinking, we present a team-by-team look at Iowa's 2010 football opponents (with looks at Illinois and (maybe) Purdue thrown in for good measure...
MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 2: TIM BREWSTER VS. BRENT METCALF
BOB ZOOK REGIONAL, SEED NO. 2: TIM BREWSTER His Twitter feed has died down; the exclamation points have been considerably reduced. He basically took four months off. Still, Marchifornication is an annual event, and Brewster's Twittering through the fall was brilliant. The bizarre...
BLACK HEART GOLD PODCAST 25: THE MARCHIFORNICATION SELECTION SATURDAY SPECIAL
He didn't make it. Marchifornication is upon us. Your brackets are detailed in the podcast below. It's also incredibly NSFW, which is fine because it's Saturday and you aren't working. Listen below or subscribe on iTunes. BHGPodcast 25
It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It Laughs and Laughs
Yeah, Ron. It's the fans' fault. Slow news day, folks. Bear with me. Schadenfreude, Part One. The Zooker sat down with the Chicago Sun-Times to discuss his Illini's disastrous 2009 campaign, in which Illinois entered as a darkhorse Big Ten championship contender and finished 3-9, capped by one...
The Aughts in Review: Gopher Broke
Continuing our look back at the decade that was in Iowa football, celebrating the highs and the lows -- and, hopefully, distracting us from the ongoing disaster that is Iowa basketball. This series looks back at Iowa's results across the entire decade against every Big Ten foe, as well as Iowa...
Tim Brewster Meets Recruits
- Tim Brewser meets with a group of recruits on the field at Kinnick North-Northeast - So, did you see the new locker room? Yeah, coach. It sure is impressive. Everything is upholstered in leather and smells like Burt Reynolds. Our tour guide said you could fit every...
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