The Zook Murders: Escalation, Climax, Denouement
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 In a motel room in Florida. A helicopter is parked above room 206. Wow, that was the best sex ever! It was good. Good like America. J's gotta...
The Zook Murders: Part 4
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 Uncle Bob's Self Storage. Pensacola, Florida. Leman? Kill Bobert Um, Leman? Listen, I really liked your work in Freedom Squad and al...
The Zook Murders: Part 3
Langley AFB, Virginia. Hundreds of young men with crew cuts, and one with a flowing mullet, train as a sergeant fifteen years their elder barks orders. AT EASE MAGGOTS T...
The Zook Murders: Part 1
...were called to a storage unit at Uncle Bob's Self Storage here in Pensacola after a customer noticed what seemed to be blood seeping from the shed door. What they found was a murder. Police say&n...
The Takeaway: Wisconsin
ALL-SHONN GREENE EDITION Touchdown #1. Yes, we're showing all of them. Sure, Iowa just rocked the Badgers' world, 38-16. But how much do we really know? What was really important about beating ...
The Glorious Return of Friday ITEMS!
If it's Friday, these must be ITEMS!ITEM! Dr. Tom Davis has been named to the UI Varsity Club Hall of Fame! He will be joined in the 2008 class by Marv Cook, Lincoln McIlravy, and three people yo...
Iowa vs. the World: Saturday Open Thread
Today we should find out if Iowa gets a bowl bid, Ohio State gets a chance to play for the National Championship, and Illinois goes to the Rose Bowl. If all those three happen, we're only days f...
Hate to Say I Told You So (All Right!), or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Illini
"Ich bin ein Illini" I'm Hawkeye State. You might remember me from such posts as "An Open Letter to Penn State, Wisconsin, Illinois, and Michigan." You know, the one that brought all the ...