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Iowa Basketball Ad Campaign Ignores Complete Lack of 2007-08 Highlights by Making Them Up
How do you market season ticket packages for a team that set the school record for futility? By making up highlights: The University of Iowa missed a slam-dunk in Sunday's Gazette with its misleading ad about the men's basketball team....The copy declares that "Jarryd Cole's thunderous dunk...
A Note to All Aspiring Gornstarlets
Spell his name right.
BHGP BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 1: SETH GORNEY VS. JEBUSHCHRIST
This is what we're voting on. Today: Father vs. Son! SETH GORNEY PROS: Was every bit the MVP of the Ohio State win as Justin Johnson was. Improved by leaps and bounds over his first three seasons. Has the best set of nicknames in Hawkeye history--The New Gornographer, Gorno For Pyros,...
HISTORY'S GREATEST TURNAROUNDS
Everyone loves a comeback story. They also love crushing spirals to rock bottom. Some sporting events of the past week have made me ponder some of the greatest turnarounds in history. These are some of my favorites: Thomas Jefferson, Bold Declaration Drafter - A slaveowner who later wrote...
TODD LICKLITER CAN CURE CANCER, ADD INCHES AND GIRTH
53-48, suckers. Yes. This is an even more satisfying win than the Michigan State win from a few weeks ago. Last time, it was a fluke-filled flaming upset. This time, Iowa earned the victory and played like they belonged in the Big Ten conversation. It was by far the bigger "statement" win.This Iowa...
About Seth Gorney's Tattoo
Quick programming note: Keeping The Man Busy is up at the Fanhouse, so check it out. As you may recall, BHGP staff has been puzzled for months as to what the heck that thing is on Seth Gorney's shoulder. Our interns searched fruitlessly [you don't have interns. stop it.--ed] before uncovering...
I HAVE A QUESTION
Loosen up, Coach. The camera can't really steal your soul. The basketball team is not good. Let’s be clear about that upfront. This isn’t about them; it’s about you and what kind of a fan you are. That’s right, Kemosabe, I’m questioning your fanhood.Everyone loves winning and being a fan of a...
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