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The Zook Murders: Part 2
Part 1 | Part 2 In the back room of a Gary, Indiana strip club, two men and a man-turned-leg stand around a pool table... ...So I had Ron Powlus hanging upside down over the balcony, and all the change is falling out of his pockets... HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR ...and a nickel falls 18 floors,...
Charlie Weis Gets a New Leg
Well well well, let's see what we have here. [Opens medical chart] It's pretty obvious, dipshit. I got hit on the sideline... ...Mmm-hmm... ...and tore my ACL. I need this fixed, and I need to rehab as fast as possible. I can't miss a week of running a once-great football program into...
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