remarchifornication Stories - SB Nation
REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 2: J LEMAN AND OTHER SECRETARY VS. OLD SCHOOL HEP
Here we are, Other Secretary. Old School Hep's very own Cursed Cave! I'm scared, J! Why are you always on the phone? WHO GOES THERE It's me and Other Secretary, versu...
REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 2: CORNSHOE HAMMAKER VS. SHAUN PRATER'S DUI
FACE OFF In a wrestling ring, for some reason... Hello, I'm here with the dreaded Cornshoe Hammaker, whose cannon has blazed his way into infamy in BHGP history. Let me ask you, Cornshoe, how ...
REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 2: SECRETARY VS. RON ZOOK
Hi people, this is Secretary. So I get to the site, and boom, first thing outta Luis' mouth is, "Rick's here," and I think I told you a couple weeks ago, this is like Rick's building himself. Same ...
REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND TWO: JOEPA VS. TIM BREWSTER
FACE OFF Good morning, Mr. Paterno! WHAT Today's your second round matchup against Tim Brewster. WHO IN THE HELL IS THAT SECRETARY I'm right here. I ...
BHGP NCAA TOURNAMENT PICKAROOSKI
As usual, HFMR will be setting up this year's tournament pick-them. We expected him to get it done last night, but instead he got drunk on a Sunday night and huffed some liquid cement. We kick him eve...
IOWA ROBBED OF TOURNAMENT BERTH
BHGP had Iowa as a 7 seed in our Bracketology. This is horseshit.
A Small Child Points At Howie Long's Dick While He Holds Her Hand
You now have a new reason to hate this ad campaign, where Howie Long acts like a smug, grinning prick to anyone who isn't in a Chevy. Oh, I'm sorry, "accidental"? You think that slipped by EVERYONE...
REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 1: J LEMAN VS. OTHER SECRETARY
#2 SEED: J LEMAN Tournament bid: Awarded by Congress (at gunpoint) Pros The patron saint of BHGP Big Ten Network hero Loves America Loves Freedom Saved America at the China Olympics De...
REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 1: RON ZOOK VS. BOBERT ZOOK
SEED #2: RON ZOOK Tournament bid: Ordered via text message Pros Takes all sorts of fun pictures Facilitated the murder of his first round opponent Cons Is actually the last coach t...
Pity Vote
In another inexplicable move destined to fail, Jamie Pollard has hired me, HFMR, as his Remarchifornication campaign manager. Yeah it’s an awful idea but nobody else was going to take...
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