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MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 2: PAKISTANZI RISING, PART 2
Later, at Ricky Stanzi's house... /knocks on front door Yes, officer? /flies down, lands on Stanzi's shoulder You Richard Stanzi? Yes, sir....
MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 2: RICKY STANZI VS. GIRLS GENERATION
In a locker room in South Korea... We need to continue practicing before we meet Ricky Stanzi in the Marchifornication tournament. We should want to impress him. Let's ...
Todd Lickliter and Greg McDermott Play Chess in the Park
At a chess table in a Des Moines park, summer 2010 It sure is hot out here. It sure is. Humid, too. These concrete seats are awful in the heat&...
Tim Brewster Tweets
- Friday morning, before the Gophers walk through another spring practice, Tim Brewster examines a dry erase board in his offices at "The Bank" - /diagrams trick play What if we...
Bas Rutten Narrates the Classics, Vol. 1: Undefeatable
NOTE: This has absolutely no connection to Iowa athletics in any way, but it's officially the offseason. What else are we going to write? For those of you with the great privilege of no...
Dominique Douglas Tries to Break Into MARCHIFORNICATION
Can I talk to Mister...Jagodinski? Is there a better time for me to reach him? Well, ma'am, I'm Dominique from GEICO and... Ma'am? Hello? GOD DAMN THAT...
BHGP Video Tribute: Ed Podolak
It hasn't been easy saying goodbye to the Galloping Polishman. We've ranted, raved, cried and cried. Sure, he's in his 60s and had to commute from California to Iowa games every week during the season...
Dominique Douglas Visits GEICO
At GEICO headquarters in Macon, Georgia, two advertising executives are meeting with top GEICO executives in a glass-walled conference room to discuss a new ad campaign. Okay gentlemen...





