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Three And Out: Useless Predictions For The Second Playoff Game In Texans' History
House money. Remember those words. No matter what happens tomorrow in Baltimore, remember that your Houston Texans are playing with house money. They won the AFC South and a playoff game despite suffering through a spate of injuries that could have easily destroyed a lesser team. Considering...
Three And Out: Useless Predictions For The First Playoff Game In Texans History
This has been a historic week for our motley fan base. It's the first time Texans fans have ever had a playoff game of our own to look forward to. Weird feeling, this. Hard to describe, really. I was trying to put it into words, and I was failing miserably. And then, for some reason, I was...
Three And Out: Useless Predictions For Texans-Titans
As we enter the final week of the 2011 regular season, and thus the final regular season edition (I like how, for the first time ever, I have to qualify "final edition" with "regular season") of "Three and Out," I figured it would be a fine time to take stock of how I the spirits did in predicting...
Three And Out: Useless Predictions For Texans-Colts
My quick, yet alarmingly accurate, predictions for Texans-Colts this evening await you after the jump. Before you take the plunge, feel free to read MDC's post-game writeup from Week One to remember exactly what your Houston Texans did to the Colts the first time they met this season. 1. ...
Three And Out: Useless Predictions For Texans-Panthers
I'm going to get this post up quickly before news breaks of Rick Dennison contracting Ebola, or Brian Cushing getting yellow fever, or Marc Vandermeer coming down with a case of typhus, or whatever biblical plague will next be visited upon those connected to the local football team. The...
Three And Out: Useless Predictions For Texans-Bengals
Did you know your Houston Texans have placed twelve (12) players on injured reserve this season? Let's take a look at who's on that dreaded list. After the jump, of course. Trust me: It's better to jump now via the link below than out a window in real life after you take a gander at the...
Three And Out: Useless Predictions For Texans-Falcons
After your Houston Texans held on for their eighth win of the season in Jacksonville last week, I retreated to a dark room in my house. I drew the shades. I moved furniture (bean bag chairs and orange crates count as furniture). I laid a mat down in the center of the room. I sat, Indian-style,...
Three And Out: Useless Predictions For Texans-Jaguars
Not even Thanksgiving can keep "Three and Out" from spreading its unique brand of psychic asshattery. Without further ado, I give you three (3) things sure to happen when your Houston Texans take on the Jaguars of Jacksonville in Florida tomorrow afternoon. 1. The first offensive possession...
Three And Out: Useless Predictions For Texans-Browns
No time for a clever introduction this week. Let's just all agree that my oh-so-close prediction of the final score last week is undeniable proof that I am a gifted psychic and quite possibly the greatest person ever to set foot on this earth. By clicking on the jump, you are agreeing with the...
Three And Out: Useless Predictions For Texans-Jaguars
If you squint, you can almost convince yourself that I had some clue of what I was talking about in last week's "Three And Out." The Arian Foster love, accurately predicting the number of receptions for Owen Daniels and only being three yards off on the total of his receiving yards, accurately...
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