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The BHGP Editorial Staff Shows Remarkable Restraint
We've recently come under fire for stories like The 2007 Iowa Football Team Finds A Severed Head and the J Leman Saves The World saga. Some see us as racist, tasteless, and devoid of meaningful content. This could not be further from the truth. The following is an incomplete list of stories that,...
Because Kirk Motherf--king Ferentz Said Rose Bowl, That's Why
So it's media day. Time for you jackals and mongrels to fight over the rancid table scraps of information we've carefully selected for you. What a joy this must be for you. This is the part where I get up and say my thing about the kids and how much we're looking forward to competition and doing...
The 2007 Iowa Football Team Finds A Severed Head
Dude. C'mere. Check this out. Serious, c'mere right now. It's over by the 10 yard line. You're gonna freak out. AWWWW GROSSSSSS!!! Hahahahahahahaha! Where'd you find that??! It was literally just sitting right here. Hey guys, what's going on? Godfrey found a severed head! What? No way! I know!...
No Word On Whether The Toilet Plays "On Iowa" When It Flushes
We can't tell you how many times we're asked a question like this: "Hey, you guys know everything about everything; how can I best express my love for the best team in the world while I'm going #1, #2, or the dreaded #4*?" Solid question. Let's hit the Youtubes for this one. By the way, we...








