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BHGP on "In The Bleachers"
Video unrelated, but Michael Phelps is such a douchebag. InTheBleachers.net is home to one of college football's most popular podcasts (least popular? "Bowling Green Walk-On Quarterly"), and last night I was fortunate enough to represent BHGP during the Big Ten preview. The interview goes long,...
Big Ten Media Day "Liveblog": Joe Paterno Speaks!
Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Err, gentlemen. I'm literally the only woman here. And please do not hit on me. Sportswriters are absolutely disgusting. Anyway, I'm Mr. Paterno's secretary. He should be out here in a minute to talk for a little bit and talk about this exciting season of Penn State...
The JoePa Chronicles: JoePa Writes Another Programming Note
HELLO AGAIN INTERNET, THIS IS MR. PATERNO, THANK YOU THAT NO-GOOD LAZY SPANIARD OOPS POW SURPRISE HAS ASKED ME TO WRITE TO YOU ABOUT HIS GOINGS-ON ELSEWHERE HE SAID HE WOULD DO THIS HIMSELF, BUT HE CAN'T ON ACCOUNT OF TOO MUCH WORK BEFORE HIM AFTER A LONG WEEKEND I DID NOT KNOW SELF-ABUSE...
The JoePa Chronicles: Joe Paterno Writes A Programming Note
HELLO PEOPLE THIS IS MR. PATERNO, THANK YOU, I AM LEARNING INTERNET IT APPEARS THAT DASTARDLY SPANIARD OOPS POW SURPRISE IS AWAY FROM HIS DESK AT THE MOMENT, THOUGH WE HAVE PLENTY TO DISCUSS FOR EXAMPLE, IT APPEARS THAT A MIAMI UNIVERSITY LINEMAN IS THE VILEST OF VILLAINS, ATTEMPTING TO...
It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It
It's no secret we have a problem with certain members of the local media. Now it's time we take it national:I hate Mitch AlbomI hate him. I hate his schmaltzy columns. I hate his schmaltzy books. I hate his topics, which make that NBC Sports Kentucky Derby pregame fluff look like "60 Minutes." ...
Outside Programming Note
"Yeah! Let's lake these posts, motherfuckers!" Before I get any further, do you think the guy on the left intended to dress like John Bender from The Breakfast Club, just in case he got near some goalposts and had an opportunity to reenact the final scene? Raise that fist high, my friend. You...
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