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Iowa at Michigan State OPEN THREAD: Please Don't Kill Us

It's time for VENGEANCE. No, not you assclowns. Go away. Iowa visits East Lansing today, a place where the Hawkeyes haven't won since 1993. Fa real. The Spartans have all sorts of reasons why they sh...

Rivalry Week:  Iowa/ISU Wrestling Open Thread

Dan Gable's balls are too big for his pants We haven't covered wrestling much here (which is the UI equivalent of a Duke blog ignoring basketball).  To be fair, Iowa has faced Findlay, Iowa C...

Iowa vs. the World:  Saturday Open Thread

Today we should find out if Iowa gets a bowl bid, Ohio State gets a chance to play for the National Championship, and Illinois goes to the Rose Bowl.  If all those three happen, we're only days f...

Thanksgiving Open Thread

This is almost NSFW. Happy Thanksgiving, readers! Since there's no Iowa games on and we three purveyors of the best fine adequate farcically uninformed Hawkeye analysis are busy with family and gross...

Iowa/WMU Open Thread

We've reached the last waltz... I'm going to spend the weekend watching football and growing Bob Dylan's beard.  Won't you join me?You know the rules.  Let's do this thing.

GAMEDAY OPEN THREAD: ZEE UPPAKAHT!

I've always wondered why they don't make more video games into movies. I know they tried with the Super Mario Brothers, and it was either a piece of shit or awesome beyond words, depending on the am...

WWJLSD?: Iowa/Michigan State Open Thread

I'm a little melancholy this morning.  Part of it is the inevitable passage of time, the feeling that we are all on a slow march toward old age and death (can't you tell it's my birthday?), but m...

Glass of Beer, Shot of Whiskey: Purdue Open Thread

Hello all.  It's your good friend Hawkeye State, here to get you through the next few hours.  First, in honor of Purdue (who we really haven't talked about this week, what with all the post-...

OPEN THREAD, J Leman Edition

Yes. We're an hour into the Iowa-Illinois tilt, fans, and it's 3-0 Illinois... for now. Will Iowa win for once? Is Illinois for real? What do you think? You know the rules, don't be a dick, and let's...

Gameday Open Thread: Poor Guests Edition

Interesting note: That is not rain, but the tears of Penn State fans watching a game slip away. Did you know Iowa hasn't lost a game at Happy Valley since 1994? It's true. Tim Dwight single-handedl...


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