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Big Ten Media Days: The Bobster Meets Kevin Wilson
... and I'm just so excited to get the season started here at Indiana University. It's a great day to be a Hoosier! /crickets Er, right. Any questions? /crickets Seriously, no questions? We've been a member of the Big Ten since 1899! That's a lot longer than those Johnny-Come-Latelys...
POLL: Bring Us Your Iowa-Indiana Fears
Last week, you were all a-scared of the football gods/football karma wreaking havoc on Iowa against Michigan State and, then, well... that happened. So either (a) you were all full of shit, (b) the football gods/football karma didn't care for RUCKERGATE, or (c) the football gods/football karma...
The Aughts in Review: Still Don't Know What a Hoosier Is
Continuing our look back at the decade that was in Iowa football, celebrating the highs and the lows -- and, hopefully, distracting us from the ongoing disaster that is Iowa basketball. This series looks back at Iowa's results across the entire decade against every Big Ten foe, as well as Iowa...
REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND ONE: JAMIE POLLARD VS. OLD TESTAMENT HEP
SEED #3: JAMIE POLLARD Tournament bid: Consolation prize in Gene Chizik sweepstakes (shown above) Pros Tried to sign Gene Chizik to an extension at ISU Failed, obviously Went all weepy Rickey Henderson on us Commissioned a Beyond Photoshop of the new coach Took his inconsolability across...
SELECTING SUNDAY: THE WEST REGION (Salt Lake City, UT)
Welcome back to Selecting Sunday on BHGP! Once again, I'm your host, Oops Pow Surprise. We had an incredible East region matchup chock full of exciting matchups and storylines. Time to reveal the rest of the field. As with before, in order to maintain the integrity of the selectioning process,...
The 2007 Iowa Football Team Finds A Severed Head
Dude. C'mere. Check this out. Serious, c'mere right now. It's over by the 10 yard line. You're gonna freak out. AWWWW GROSSSSSS!!! Hahahahahahahaha! Where'd you find that??! It was literally just sitting right here. Hey guys, what's going on? Godfrey found a severed head! What? No way! I know!...
BHGP's Weekly Rock-Solid Amazing Wife-Stealing Bowl Projections
The Big Ten season is over, the conference's Hurry-Up-And-Wait approach again run to perfection. Sure, open-air games in December aren't exactly desirable from a fan's perspective, but, um, everyone else around here is doing it. And while the odds are slim that Ohio State would make the title game...








