Also He Runs As Fast As A Pneumatic Press

by Adam Jacobi on Jul 1, 2009 5:36 PM CDT

Searching for info on Iowa recruiting prospects, we found one player, one Isaiah Lewis, who does things rather unconventionally, apparently: This, of course, is precisely where our readership is tasked with coming up with a similar metaphor. We must warn you, though; the more you think about...