Iowa Basketball Ad Campaign Ignores Complete Lack of 2007-08 Highlights by Making Them Up
How do you market season ticket packages for a team that set the school record for futility? By making up highlights: The University of Iowa missed a slam-dunk in Sunday's Gazette with its mi...
BHGP Presents: Fordy-Yard Dash
"Pat Fordy" is a senior writer for BHGP. After his most recent Iowa appraisal, he can also eat a bowl of fat dicks. Forty names, games, and dames making news in college football (I'm so sketchy-perv...
Personal Ads for the Iowa State Cyclones
We at BHGP are nothing if not considerate, and when we heard some of the Cyclones were looking for love, well, we knew we had no choice but to introduce them all to you, our readers. If you have an op...
The Great Debate in Oh-Eight: Running Backs
Hello, this is Oops Pow Surprise of BHGP. There's been quite the discussion over who is best qualified, poised, and ready to lead Iowa football for the next few years at the super-important posi...
Breaking Down The Big Ten Quarterbacks, With Special Guest Analyst Mike Gundy
Hey everybody. I'm Oops Pow Surprise of Black Heart/Gold Pants, and I'm here with Oklahoma State head football coach Mike Gundy! Mike, how the heck are you today? I'm doing great, Oops Pow, thanks ...
The BHGP Editorial Staff Shows Remarkable Restraint
We've recently come under fire for stories like The 2007 Iowa Football Team Finds A Severed Head and the J Leman Saves The World saga. Some see us as racist, tasteless, and devoid of meaningful conten...
J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 5: THE PART WITH THE MOVIE
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 When we last left our hero... The Chaiwman didn't say you courd hatch any prans, Coach. As rong as we're got the guns, you wirr do as Mao terrs you to-- Two ...
J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 4: THE RELEMANING
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 Scene: On the outskirts of the forested Chinese wilderness. Beijing's lights burn brightly miles away. One tall Chinaman leads a dozen Americans up toward a wooded area. Ri...
J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 3
Part 1 | Part 2 The basketball teams are locked in intense battle! TWEET! FOUL! on who That is a foul on Yao. FOUW ON YAO?! Yessir, foul on Yao. ...
J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 1
Scene: Los Angeles airport. The USA basketball team boards a private jet to go to Beijing. A security guard takes count. All right, Kobe's here... morning, Dwight... and that's Lebron in back. Good. ...
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