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Enough Is Not Enough, So Enough Is Enough!

The Seattle Seahawks hire Pete Carroll. The USC Trojans hire Lane Kiffin. The Tennessee Volunteers hire Troy Calhoun (no, not him) HO HO HO DISREGARD ENTIRELY. Even at South Florida, the Bulls have po...

Notre Dame Tried to Contact Kirk Ferentz? Okay Then

BEEEEEEEEP Coach? There's a No. Fine. Mr. Ferentz, there's NO. Use your secretary voice. sigh (Mrs. Doubtfire-voice) There's a call for you on line two sir, righty-o! Better, but what's with t...

Time to Write It in Pen: Iowa Will Play in 2010 Fiesta Bowl [UPDATE: Iowa to the 2010 Orange Bowl]

Yeah, um, not so fast. See update below. Mission accomplished, El Full Mexicans. After all the wishing, wondering, and worrying, it looks like the bowl situation is going to play out just like we dee...

Jewel Hampton Needs Knee Surgery, Out For Year; Brinson Also Out For UNI Game

Good night, funny man.   No, it's not good at all. But at least it's official: Jewel Hampton is out for 2009 and will almost certainly redshirt. Such news was confirmed at Kirk Ferentz's press c...

It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It Holds Its Breath

We thought the Superman cape meant you were impervious to this stuff, Jewel. We still think the Kryptonite kneepads were a horrible mistake.   Um... uh... uh-oh. There's an ominous tone around I...

Deep Thought of the Day

When is it all too much? Given two facts: Kirk Ferentz is constantly named as a threat to leave the Iowa football program, whether for a "better" job or resigning in disgrace. When Joe Paterno retir...

What's Up With DJK?

There's rumblings afoot that Derrell Johnson-Koulianos-Popadopalis has once again worked his way onto Kirk Ferentz's bad side, to the point where DJK is only a second-stringer on the spring two-deeps;...

Kirk Ferentz Wins Alumni Award; THIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS

While one coach is offering bullshit platitudes as his team disintegrates in an unholy mess, the other big name at the UI is being honored yet again, this time just for, y'know, being him. Fro...

KIRT FERENTZ HAS FIVE BUTTS

        LOL FOOLED YOU APRIL FOOLS YOU GUYS LOLOLOLOLOL


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