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It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It Warns Against the Hype Machine
Don't Call It a Comeback. In the wake of Iowa's improbable victory at Indiana (and the ensuing teeth-gnashing across the Hoosier State) comes the news that suspended Iowa guard Anthony Tucker has returned to practice effective Monday. Tucker, who averaged 12 points, 3.5 rebounds, and 3 assists in...
Great Moments in 2000's Iowa Football -- No. 10: Parking Gate-Gate
With the 2009 season complete, BHGP looks back at the ten most sublimely absurd moments of the past decade for this sublimely absurd team, counting them down all week. Ah, the spring of 2009. The weather was warming, the snow was melting, the birds were returning, and the football players were...
Kyle Calloway Arrested for OWI...On a Moped
A screencap of the police arrest video When I was in middle school, we took a field trip to the county courthouse for a civics class. My class watched a civil lawsuit where two extremely large women were suing another driver for allegedly making them crash their moped. The lawyer for the other...
Keeping The Man Busy, Week 11
Here's why athletic directors are frowning this morning...Dessicated corpse, you are... NOT the father!: There's always something weird and gross about exhuming the dead. While we're not particularly spiritual or moral high-horsers around here (see the gratuitous "two girls one cup" tag on last...
Keeping The Man Busy, Week 10
Here's why athletic directors are frowning this morning...The whole system's out of order! Kind of!: Potentially ominous news is coming from the bastion of sanity that is Tuscaloosa, where the University of Alabama is widening its probe (LOL, says my inner 12-year-old) of misuse of the free...
Keeping The Man Busy, Week 7
Here's why athletic directors are frowning this week...Sure, it's over a thousand dollars, but one year of CoachFran.com is far more intellectually rewarding than a decade of MILFHunter: It's rare that we get an opportunity to admonish a coach for breaking team rules, but my oh my did Dennis...
Keeping The Man Busy, Week 4
Here's why athletic directors are frowning this morning...Really though, once you've stabbed four people, what's to stop you from going after number five?: Tulane is without tailback Ray Boudreaux after he was arrested and accused of stabbing five people during last weekend's brawl on Bourbon...
Keeping The Man Busy, Week 3
Here's why athletic directors are frowning this morning...All things considered, can we really blame the kid?: Let's start things off at home again, because fuck it. Second-string safety Lance Tillison was arrested for DWI Saturday night. He'll be suspended for two games and serve an undisclosed...
Keeping The Man Busy
Here's why athletic directors are frowning this morning...Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love...: This is, ostensibly, an Iowa blog; let's start with news from the home front. Kirk Ferentz, outraged that a member of his team could so effortlessly kick more ass than him, has decided to kick Clint...
Keeping The Man Busy, Week 2
Here's why athletic directors are frowning this morning...And if we find out he let you change the preset radio stations, so help us God... On Friday, Texas suspended wideout Billy Pittman for three games for the unspeakably criminal act of borrowing a friend's car during the summer. The NCAA...
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