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Better Know An Iowa Football Opponent 2010: Eastern Illinois (Part Two)
The off-season is a long and tiresome trudge, so how can we best get through it? By looking ahead to next year, of course. So, in the spirit of forward thinking, we present a team-by-team look at Iowa's 2010 football opponents (with looks at Illinois and Purdue thrown in for good measure so our...
Better Know An Iowa Football Opponent 2010: Eastern Illinois Panthers (Part One)
The off-season is a long and tiresome trudge, so how can we best get through it? By looking ahead to next year, of course. So, in the spirit of forward thinking, we present a team-by-team look at Iowa's 2010 football opponents (with looks at Illinois and Purdue thrown in for good measure so our...
The Aughts in Review: Wildcats, Devils, And Oranges, Oh My!
Continuing our look back at the decade that was in Iowa football, celebrating the highs and the lows -- and, hopefully, distracting us from the ongoing disaster that is Iowa basketball. This series looks back at Iowa's results across the entire decade against every Big Ten foe, as well as Iowa...
The Aughts in Review: Sparty Bein' Sparty
Continuing our look back at the decade that was in Iowa football, celebrating the highs and the lows -- and, hopefully, distracting us from the ongoing disaster that is Iowa basketball. This series looks back at Iowa's results across the entire decade against every Big Ten foe, as well as Iowa...
NCAA Football 09 Ratings Are Out; Iowa Status: Troubling
EA's rolling out their latest iteration of their amateur exploitation cash cow wildly successful video game franchise, NCAA Football, next month. Along with the release of the game comes "leaks" of the top player ratings for each team. For Iowa, it probably comes as no surprise that Mitch King is...
Dear Hawkeye State: BULLS--T
I see you spent about 4,000 words parsing the Kirk Ferentz presser, Mr. State. That's fine. If you want to do so, however, please remember that you are doing so as an agent of BHGP, which means there are certain standards of journalistic integrity to which we hold ourselves [since when?--ed.].In...
Major Discovery
First known photo of Jake Christensen found.
ESPN Does Not Think Highly of Iowa Football
Brutal. For those of you who won't be bothered to click, some jagoff named Adam Rittenburg puts Iowa at 10th in the Big Ten.And you know what? Fine. Let him. Preseason--hell, pre-spring--ratings don't mean anything, at all. The team probably won't even hear about this, much less see it or read it....
Jake Christensen on Deal or No Deal
Announcer: THIS! IS! DEAL OR NO DEAL! AND HERE'S YOUR HOST... HOWIE MANDEL! (raucous applause from audience)Howie: Welcome to Deal Or No Deal, where we try to make you a millionaire! Today's first contestant is from Lockport, Illinois, but he's a famous quarterback at the University of Iowa....
In Jake Christensen's dreams
Jake Christensen wakes up with wind in his hair, quickly realizing that he is, in fact, falling. Before he can scream, flail, or react in any way, he hits the ground in a grassy field somewhere. The fall doesn't kill him, otherwise this would be the worst story ever. Jake gets up, stunned but...
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