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Happy Independence Day
Happy Fourth of July from Black Heart Gold Pants, the most patriotic team-specific college football blog on the planet. Here is your present. And, of course, it wouldn't be Independence Day without... LEMAN BOMB Have a happy and safe July 4, everyone. Love it or leave...
Better Know An Iowa Football (Non-) Opponent 2010: Illinois Fightin' Illini (Part One)
The off-season is a long and tiresome trudge, so how can we best get through it? By looking ahead to next year, of course. So, in the spirit of forward thinking, we present a team-by-team look at Iowa's 2010 football opponents (with looks at Illinois and Purdue thrown in for good measure so our...
Better Know An Iowa Football Opponent 2010: Eastern Illinois (Part Two)
The off-season is a long and tiresome trudge, so how can we best get through it? By looking ahead to next year, of course. So, in the spirit of forward thinking, we present a team-by-team look at Iowa's 2010 football opponents (with looks at Illinois and Purdue thrown in for good measure so our...
MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 2: PAKISTANZI RISING, PART 2
Later, at Ricky Stanzi's house... /knocks on front door Yes, officer? /flies down, lands on Stanzi's shoulder You Richard Stanzi? Yes, sir. I'm here to inform you that Girls Generation is missing. All attempts to contact them in South Korea have been unsuccessful. We're working...
Happy Birthday, Champ
You know that one Molly Ringwald movie where she's having her 16th birthday but everyone's all worried about other stuff so she doesn't get her birthday? I think it was Silkwood. Anyway, we just had a moment like that at BHGP today. So without further ado, before March 1st comes to a...
Ricky Stanzi Has Found His Secretary of Defense
H/T to my buddy Joel and the mothership Since it's a foregone conclusion that Stanzi/Leman will carry the day in 2012 and bring righteous freedom to all corners of American soil, it's time to start thinking about who will fill the cabinet posts in their administration. Based on this headgear,...
Vote Maize n Brew: Loving America, Michigan Football and Awesome 80's Metal Since 2006
80s Metal Sucks? SUCKS!? Oh, it's on mfer. We here at Maize n Brew love America with the power of a thousand Stanzis. That's right, the "Stanzi" is now the official unit of measurement for how much you love America. Just below our love of country is our love for the University of Michigan Football...
Apparently We've Been Underestimating Ricky Stanzi's Patriotism This Entire Time
How American is Ricky Stanzi? Made in America, son: Stanzi’s latest tattoo is positioned across his back; he prides himself on being extremely patriotic (His BlackBerry cover is the American flag). "I had the idea to get ‘Made in U.S.A. 1987’ on my back," he said, smiling....
It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It Shoots Bottle Rockets
J Leman? J Leman. Happy Independence Day, everyone.
REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 2: J LEMAN AND OTHER SECRETARY VS. OLD SCHOOL HEP
Here we are, Other Secretary. Old School Hep's very own Cursed Cave! I'm scared, J! Why are you always on the phone? WHO GOES THERE It's me and Other Secretary, versus you! This is Remarchifornication! IT'S APRIL I don't care what your calendar says. The March to Freedom continues...
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