J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 5: THE PART WITH THE MOVIE
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 When we last left our hero... The Chaiwman didn't say you courd hatch any prans, Coach. As rong as we're got the guns, you wirr do as Mao terrs you to-- Two ...
J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 4: THE RELEMANING
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 Scene: On the outskirts of the forested Chinese wilderness. Beijing's lights burn brightly miles away. One tall Chinaman leads a dozen Americans up toward a wooded area. Ri...
J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 3
Part 1 | Part 2 The basketball teams are locked in intense battle! TWEET! FOUL! on who That is a foul on Yao. FOUW ON YAO?! Yessir, foul on Yao. ...
J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 2
Part 1 Scene: A palatial estate in western China. An emporer stares out a window, deep in thought. I cannot see a thing. Fucking smog. A young helper walks into the room. Tea, your exc...
J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 1
Scene: Los Angeles airport. The USA basketball team boards a private jet to go to Beijing. A security guard takes count. All right, Kobe's here... morning, Dwight... and that's Lebron in back. Good. ...