The Second Gunman
Perhaps you saw this picture in the Sunday Quad-City Times. It's a picture of a jubilant Ricky Stanzi, celebrating on the Kinnick Stadium turf after beating the once-undefeated Penn State Nitt...
The Zook Murders: Escalation, Climax, Denouement
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 In a motel room in Florida. A helicopter is parked above room 206. Wow, that was the best sex ever! It was good. Good like America. J's gotta...
The Zook Murders: Part 4
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 Uncle Bob's Self Storage. Pensacola, Florida. Leman? Kill Bobert Um, Leman? Listen, I really liked your work in Freedom Squad and al...
The Zook Murders: Part 2
Part 1 | Part 2 In the back room of a Gary, Indiana strip club, two men and a man-turned-leg stand around a pool table... ...So I had Ron Powlus hanging upside down over the balcony, and all ...
The Zook Murders: Part 1
...were called to a storage unit at Uncle Bob's Self Storage here in Pensacola after a customer noticed what seemed to be blood seeping from the shed door. What they found was a murder. Police say&n...
J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 5: THE PART WITH THE MOVIE
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 When we last left our hero... The Chaiwman didn't say you courd hatch any prans, Coach. As rong as we're got the guns, you wirr do as Mao terrs you to-- Two ...
J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 4: THE RELEMANING
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 Scene: On the outskirts of the forested Chinese wilderness. Beijing's lights burn brightly miles away. One tall Chinaman leads a dozen Americans up toward a wooded area. Ri...
J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 3
Part 1 | Part 2 The basketball teams are locked in intense battle! TWEET! FOUL! on who That is a foul on Yao. FOUW ON YAO?! Yessir, foul on Yao. ...
J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 1
Scene: Los Angeles airport. The USA basketball team boards a private jet to go to Beijing. A security guard takes count. All right, Kobe's here... morning, Dwight... and that's Lebron in back. Good. ...
We Don't Judge... But We Do Freely Invite Others To Do So
Over at Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician (easily one of the 17 best Syracuse-themed blogs with at least five words in their titles) a few days ago, they found a simply evil site called FaceStat. The...
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