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Barta Flying To Atlanta; IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
Marchifornication voting will be here later this afternoon. We interrupt the month's festivities, however, for a very important announcement. We're breaking this thing wide open, baby. Sources inform us that Gary Barta is, as we speak, en route to Atlanta, Atlanta, the city of dreams. We would look...
78-65: They're Still Just Northwestern
For a team that's now 9-16 on the season and absolutely without a prayer of postseason play for the third straight seasons, cause for celebration--or better yet, hand-delivered schadenfreude--is hard to come by. Regardless of the outcome of today's game, Northwestern can always point to the fact...
LEMAN/STANZI 2012: WE HAVE A CAMPAIGN SLOGAN
As we mentioned this morning, Ricky Stanzi was in the house last night at the Iowa-OSU game, and he fucked around and got a triple-double was signing autographs for the appreciate Iowa fans. You know... real Americans.* But while he endorsed our Americanzi t-shirt with little more than a signature,...
Ricky Stanzi Is a Fan of Anyone Who's a Fan of America
At last night's game, plenty of Hawkeye football players were on hand to be feted at halftime for the Orange Bowl--and to socialize with adoring fans and sign autographs before and afterward. From BHGP commenteur MattBednar's Twitpic feed: YESSSS. YES YES YES. In the unlikely event you couldn't...
Purdue Beats Iowa And Fine Fine Fine But We Need To Discuss John Lickliter Right This Very Second
First things first: Purdue 65, Iowa 54. It wasn't entirely unexpected, of course, but at least Iowa made a game of it, leading 27-26 at the break and making the #4 team in the nation work for 40 minutes. Okay, 38 minutes and 30 seconds, but you get the point. All the familiar culprits are there:...
TODD LICKLITER CAN CURE CANCER, ADD INCHES AND GIRTH
53-48, suckers. Yes. This is an even more satisfying win than the Michigan State win from a few weeks ago. Last time, it was a fluke-filled flaming upset. This time, Iowa earned the victory and played like they belonged in the Big Ten conversation. It was by far the bigger "statement" win.This Iowa...
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