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Great Moments in Minnesota Football History: Losing As Art

 Throughout HATE WEEK, we'll be looking back at some of the memorable moments in Gopher football history.  Because all teams have moments of ineptitude, but few have so many widely available...

IOWA BEATS PENN STATE

Volume up as high as it goes for this one. 24-23 is the final score, obviously. Iowa was 7/10 on 3rd down, including 4/4 on the final drive. Penn State started 6/8, then converted none of their la...

The Takeaway: Northwestern

Sure, Iowa just handed a game over to the vastly inferior Northwestern Wildcats, 22-17. But how much do we really know? What was really important about losing to the Cats? What does it all mean, Basil...

BHGP Presents: Fordy-Yard Dash

"Pat Fordy" is a senior writer for BHGP. After his most recent Iowa appraisal, he can also eat a bowl of fat dicks. Forty names, games, and dames making news in college football (I'm so sketchy-perv...

BIG TEN BLOGGER ROUNDUP: WEEK 2

marriedtothesea.com As part of the Big Ten Bloggeurs, we're often given Roundtables, assignments to fill out, questions about our team, etc. Usually we blow them off, because whatevs, Trevs. But we'...

Brandon Wegher Can Fly (For A White Guy)

We were going to make some superlative statement about SC Heelan tailback and Iowa commit Brandon Wegher being the biggest in-state recruit since some Insert Cornfed He-Man Here, but then we realized ...

Breaking Down The Big Ten Quarterbacks, With Special Guest Analyst Mike Gundy

Hey everybody. I'm Oops Pow Surprise of Black Heart/Gold Pants, and I'm here with Oklahoma State head football coach Mike Gundy! Mike, how the heck are you today? I'm doing great, Oops Pow, thanks ...

THE MOST AMAZING THING IN IOWA BASKETBALL EVER

Iowa just got a commitment from Marshalltown wingman Chanse Creekmur, neither of which are real names. And sure, you can say "wait, a 6'6" kid from small-town Iowa? What in the name of Hurl ...

Got A Half-Hour to Kill?

Why not watch the greatest infomercial ever recorded? It actually aired in New York, and it's by three MCs (no word on the one DJ) from Brooklyn who D/B/A the "Beastie Boys." Perhaps you've heard of t...

No Word On Whether The Toilet Plays "On Iowa" When It Flushes

We can't tell you how many times we're asked a question like this: "Hey, you guys know everything about everything; how can I best express my love for the best team in the world while I'm going #1, #2...


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