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HEADLINE: "PTL a slam dunk for May" WHOA, WHERE ARE THEY GOING WITH THIS CRYPTIC HEADLINE?: Eric May wants to accomplish at least two things every time he plays in the Prime Time League. In addition to winning, May wants to put on a show for the fans. He did both Sunday in spectacular fashion. ...
It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: June 24
We're going to try to pick up the pieces after the news about Ed Thomas, which we're still in shock about. Here are some jokes; most of these were written before we heard the news, so none of this "now's not the time" business. Maybe it isn't, but it was the time three hours ago. Anyway. Don't do...
No, Kirk Ferentz Is Not The Best Coach In The Big Ten
...in bed. So, Tom Dienhart. There he is. Wicked 'stache, man. You might vaguely remember his name, since he was at TSN before they brought in actual, y'know, talent. He's not there anymore, now covering college football for Rivals and SI (for some reason). Well, he just released a ranking of the...
Someone Please Make Rick Chandler Stop Talking
You folks read Deadspin? You know the Deadspin? You know it's kinda started to suck now that they'll literally print anything you send them if it's salacious enough, even if there's probably not an ounce of truth to it? Well, somehow, their standards are getting worse. Step 1: Retarded, or just...
HAWKAGANDA: Revisionist History At Its Finest
Let's let Rittenberg explain this one (emphasis ours, bolded where we are laughing uncontrollably): I've received a bunch of e-mails about this, so I wanted to address an error in several recent posts regarding Shonn Greene. The Iowa running back is not the first player in FBS/Division I...
Iowa Basketball Ad Campaign Ignores Complete Lack of 2007-08 Highlights by Making Them Up
How do you market season ticket packages for a team that set the school record for futility? By making up highlights: The University of Iowa missed a slam-dunk in Sunday's Gazette with its misleading ad about the men's basketball team....The copy declares that "Jarryd Cole's thunderous dunk...
Holy Lord, the Press-Citizen is Awful
The P-C just published an absolute farce of an article about Kirk Ferentz's press conference. A typical cross-section: So what was going through Kirk Ferentz's mind when he named Ricky Stanzi the starting quarterback for Saturday's homecoming game against Northwestern?He's not telling. Of course...
BHGP Presents: Fordy-Yard Dash
"Pat Fordy" is a senior writer for BHGP. After his most recent Iowa appraisal, he can also eat a bowl of fat dicks. Forty names, games, and dames making news in college football (I'm so sketchy-pervy, I make Gregg Easterbrook (1) look like Andrea Dworkin (2)): What is the deal with the Pac-10...
The Takeaway: FIU
Sure, Iowa just throttled a wildly overmatched FIU team, 42-0. But how much do we really know? What was really important about beating FIU? What does it all mean, Basil? The Takeaway has the answer. Adrian Clayborn is about to get your face pregnant. 1. The defense is still awesome. Sure, Iowa...
BHGP Formally Offers Jay Mariotti
The sports world--nay, the written world was rocked today as Jay Mariotti abruptly stepped down from his post at the Chicago Sun-Times. The money quote: Mariotti, whose public battles with fellow staffers, team owners, and rival columnists are legendary, didn't disclose any specific plans except...
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