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It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: June 24

We're going to try to pick up the pieces after the news about Ed Thomas, which we're still in shock about. Here are some jokes; most of these were written before we heard the news, so none of this "no...

No, Kirk Ferentz Is Not The Best Coach In The Big Ten

 ...in bed. So, Tom Dienhart. There he is. Wicked 'stache, man. You might vaguely remember his name, since he was at TSN before they brought in actual, y'know, talent. He's not there anymore, no...

Someone Please Make Rick Chandler Stop Talking

You folks read Deadspin? You know the Deadspin? You know it's kinda started to suck now that they'll literally print anything you send them if it's salacious enough, even if there's probably not an ou...

HAWKAGANDA: Revisionist History At Its Finest

Let's let Rittenberg explain this one (emphasis ours, bolded where we are laughing uncontrollably): I've received a bunch of e-mails about this, so I wanted to address an error in several rece...

Iowa Basketball Ad Campaign Ignores Complete Lack of 2007-08 Highlights by Making Them Up

How do you market season ticket packages for a team that set the school record for futility?  By making up highlights: The University of Iowa missed a slam-dunk in Sunday's Gazette with its mi...

Holy Lord, the Press-Citizen is Awful

The P-C just published an absolute farce of an article about Kirk Ferentz's press conference. A typical cross-section: So what was going through Kirk Ferentz's mind when he named Ricky Stan...

BHGP Presents: Fordy-Yard Dash

"Pat Fordy" is a senior writer for BHGP. After his most recent Iowa appraisal, he can also eat a bowl of fat dicks. Forty names, games, and dames making news in college football (I'm so sketchy-perv...

The Takeaway: FIU

Sure, Iowa just throttled a wildly overmatched FIU team, 42-0. But how much do we really know? What was really important about beating FIU? What does it all mean, Basil? The Takeaway has the answer. ...

BHGP Formally Offers Jay Mariotti

The sports world--nay, the written world was rocked today as Jay Mariotti abruptly stepped down from his post at the Chicago Sun-Times. The money quote: Mariotti, whose public battles with fellow sta...

Hooray: Mediacom and Big Ten Network Finally Reach Deal

The Gazette and other media outlets are reporting that a deal has been reached, pending minor details, between Mediacom and the BTN, allowing the network to reach every "family cable" subscriber in th...


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