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Jake Christensen on Deal or No Deal
Announcer: THIS! IS! DEAL OR NO DEAL! AND HERE'S YOUR HOST... HOWIE MANDEL! (raucous applause from audience)Howie: Welcome to Deal Or No Deal, where we try to make you a millionaire! Today's first contestant is from Lockport, Illinois, but he's a famous quarterback at the University of Iowa....
In Jake Christensen's dreams
Jake Christensen wakes up with wind in his hair, quickly realizing that he is, in fact, falling. Before he can scream, flail, or react in any way, he hits the ground in a grassy field somewhere. The fall doesn't kill him, otherwise this would be the worst story ever. Jake gets up, stunned but...








