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Jesus Holy Christ, Tony Freeman Leaves Iowa Basketball Team
Rumors had been flying all week that Tony Freeman--you know, that guy that led Iowa in scoring in eight of his twenty games played--was on his way out. The UI made it official tonight, announcing that Freeman will be released from his scholarship. He'll be completing his collegiate career...
Dan Bohall Leaves the Bar
In a move that surprised absolutely no one, Hawkeye basketball player and dorm bathroom resident Dan Bohall has decided to leave the program. As Bohall told the media: "I just really don’t have the heart or the passion for the game anymore....I enjoyed playing basketball, but I’d rather spend...
BHGP BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 1: RON ZOOK VS. DAN BOHALL
This is what we're voting on. Today: Cool as ice vs. Smirnoff Ice! RON ZOOK PROS: Our very first fake interview. Brought out the Zook Hook. Wants you to get Better and Better. Ruined College Football Insider. Is rollin.CONS: He probably violated Jebus. DAN BOHALL Bohall is on the left, next to...
Dan Bohall Makes His Triumphant Return to the Bar
Dan Bohall, circa 1988 You have to feel for Dan Bohall. Most college kids get busted for public intox, spend a night in the tank with a long-time drunk who repeatedly tries to stick a phone receiver up his own ass, post bail, pay a fine, and go home. Our man Dan got busted for public intox (in...
BHGP New Year's Resolutions
Welcome to 2008, readers. From an athletic standpoint, 2007 sucked so hard that it took the last three months of '06 with it. There was scant good news, a metric shitload of bad news, and a horror show of a basketball season that's only getting worse. Non-binding resolutions: they're not just for...
Brandon Myers Attempts to Out-Awesome Dan Bohall, Succeeds
Ah, boys, when will you ever learn? Courtesy of the DMR: Iowa football player Brandon Myers has pleaded guilty to public intoxication and interference with official acts, court records show.Court records show that Coralville police arrested Myers early Sunday morning on a charge of public...
UNI may beat Iowa by eleventy billion tomorrow
Do you have any NCAA eligibility left with the University of Iowa? Have you ever dribbled a regulation-sized basketball? Will you fit into a medium-sized jersey without stretching it in the middle? If you can answer "yes" to two of these three questions, Todd Lickliter invites you to show up at the...
More information on the Dan Bohall arrest
Via Hawkmania... According to the incident report, Bohall was found sleeping in a locked stall in a restroom in the dormitory. Once he was awoken, he allegedly displayed poor balance, slurred speech and smelled of alcohol. The report indicated that Bohall recorded a .164 on his preliminary...
Dan Bohall tries to out-awesome Clint Huntrods, fails
Wonderful news from the Hillcrest dormitory early this morning, as guard Dan Bohall was arrested for public intoxication. In a dorm he doesn't live in. On the crapper. Yep. According to police, Daniel Stephen Bohall, 21, a sophomore guard from Sioux City, was found lying in a locked stall with no...








