The Zook Murders: Escalation, Climax, Denouement
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 In a motel room in Florida. A helicopter is parked above room 206. Wow, that was the best sex ever! It was good. Good like America. J's gotta...
The Zook Murders: Part 3
Langley AFB, Virginia. Hundreds of young men with crew cuts, and one with a flowing mullet, train as a sergeant fifteen years their elder barks orders. AT EASE MAGGOTS T...
The Zook Murders: Part 1
...were called to a storage unit at Uncle Bob's Self Storage here in Pensacola after a customer noticed what seemed to be blood seeping from the shed door. What they found was a murder. Police say&n...
Big Ten Media Day "Liveblog": Bobert's Blind Items!
ITEM! What all-conference linebacker and NASCAR enthusiast said the following? I named my penis "The Intimidator," and I named my balls "Dale Jr.," "Dale Jr.," and "Dale Jr." ITEM! Which security st...
Big Ten Media Day "Liveblog": Rich Rodriguez Press Conference
If you have not paidAttention to the sports newsI am not Lloyd Carr You can call me RichMy name is Rich RodriguezI coach the football I have come today To Chicago Illinois To answer que...
Big Ten Media Day "Liveblog": His Name Is Bobert, But You Can Call Him Bob
BHGP Big Ten Media Day Correspondent Bob Zook When we found out that Ron Zook had an evil twin big brother, we couldn't help ourselves. We had to find him. Three weeks - and more than $1...