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MARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS: THOU FIRST ROUND IS OVERETH OR SOMETHING
Round one is completely in the books. No upsets, which displeases us mightily. Sort of. Actually, no it doesn't, because we really weren't prepared to have Jamie Pollard in the finals or anything. N...
MARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 1: GARY BARTA VS. JAMIE POLLARD
GMX! THIS IS NOT A GAME! THIS SHIT HERE IS REAL! ARF ARF ARF BOB ZOOK REGION, SEED #3: GARY "BLOODPUNCH" BARTA PROS: Runs the ass-blastinest sports program in the nation Will do what it takes ...
When Bloodpunch Asks For An Apology, Bloodpunch Gets A Damn Apology
G GOT A GLOCK AND PAAAOOWWW, YOUR BODY IS ALL OVER THE BLOCK Well, well. WHO takes a cheap shot at my coach's boy. I ask for an apology. What do those ratdicked assweasels do? Stand by their beli...
It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It Demands An Apology... And Another Point Guard
Did you think that John Lickliter video was fucked up? Guess who else did: If you were hoping for some justification for your indignation at that weird John Lickliter spoof video thing, good news: Gar...
There's A Tailgate on Saturday? Yes, There Is
Right then, homecoming. It's also BHGPcoming, because our first annual Black Heart Gold Ptailgate is upon us as of tomorrow. We tried getting donor lot passes, but those quickly became unfeasible; thi...
It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It Thinks the Refs Are Out to Get Our Boys
Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Flattery. See, it's funny because it's true: T/F/J: Scumdog0331 Speaking of the big finish, Rittenberg gets A.J. Edds' account of the end of last w...





