Damn You All To Hell, Minnesota Timberwolves

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 21, 2009 2:21 PM CDT

Brace yourselves, readers; we have horrible news from the world of professional bas-ket-ball: YOU. BASTARDS. We'd be mad if we weren't so... sad. Click here for appropriate music in a new window, then keep reading. Okay, real talk: Jared Reiner was probably the first athlete we ever met on the...