Iowa vs Penn State Preview: A Photo Essay

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 7, 2011 10:01 AM CDT

FINAL SCORE: IOWA HAWKEYES - 20 PENN STATE - 16

Iowa vs Tennessee Tech Preview: A Photo Essay

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 31, 2011 12:00 PM CDT

Final Score: Iowa Hawkeyes - 38 Tennessee Tech - 10

Million Dollar Punching Bag

by RossWB on Jul 18, 2011 9:31 AM CDT

"No, see, ya gotta keep it close 'til the end, then hope ya got more than the other guy..." The Des Moines Register took off its "firing people" hat, put on its reporter hat, and invoked the good ol' Open Records Act to obtain a copy of the contract for Iowa's game with Louisiana-Monroe this fall....

EXCLUSIVE: Paul Rhoads Has A Documented History Of Mascot Abuse

by RossWB on Apr 20, 2011 10:30 AM CDT

So you think that moose that Paul Rhoads punched in the schnoz the other day was the first time ol' Paul has lost his temper and taken it out on a costumed performer? HA. Not so, friends. The dirty little secret of Iowa State football coach Paul Rhoads is that he has a long and documented...

MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 2: JAMIE POLLARD VS. PELICAN WHORE

by Adam Jacobi on Mar 16, 2011 12:00 PM CDT

#3 SEED: JAMIE POLLARD Round 1: Defeated Coach Baby, 377-204 #7 SEED: PELICAN WHORE Round 1: Defeated Wizgerald, 330-225 Scene: a dilapidated barn in Ames. Cows mill about lazily with ragged, oversized cheerleader uniforms covering them. Somehow there is still eight inches of snow on the...

The Frantastic Voyage: A Photo Essay

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Feb 9, 2011 8:00 AM CST

Dinosaur Racecars: The Interview

by Adam Jacobi on Jan 18, 2011 5:50 PM CST

Recently*, Jon Bois of "the Internet" interviewed me about Dinosaur Racecars because dinosaur racecars. Here is our interview so people can understand more about dinosaur racecars. There is no known picture of Mr. Bois on the Internet, so we'll use our old friend Bob Bruce to represent him. You're...

"Leaders and Legends" to stay in place for at least a year

by Horace E. Cow on Jan 14, 2011 9:14 AM CST

Here's the story per Adam Rittenberg: "We can't test them until we play a season," Big Ten chief communications officer Diane Dietz told me today. "We have to see them through." Big Ten Commissioner Jim Delany had given all of us hope that perhaps he would perhaps be walking back the...

The Return of Wizgerald

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 11, 2010 9:01 AM CST

Note: If you have not yet read this post from last year, then you really need to. Otherwise this will make far less sense than it already does. On a day that seems like any other, Patrick Tonsilcock Fitzgerald wakes up to chirping birds and a gentle ray of sunshine across his face. He jumps...

PURDUE HATE WEEK: Bring Us Your Photoshops

by RossWB on Oct 7, 2010 8:00 AM CDT

Our comrades over at Hammer & Rails have descended to comparing Iowa football, a noble program full of God-fearing, country-loving patriots, to Nazis; this aggression will not stand. So bring us your Photoshopped efforts or your half-assed MS Paint jobs and expose OUR MOST HATED RIVALS as the...