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THE OLYMPICS JUST GOT AWESOMERER

In retrospect, Tobias' decision not to wear skis would doom the German's chances. Hate to jump in on the Iowa Hawkeye coverage going on right now--what with basketball season or whatever--but we woul...

Please Stop Implying That the Iowa State Wrestling Team Is Full of Wankers

[Scene: a sparsely-roofed, manure-littered barn in the middle of Ames, Iowa. The words "MEDIA PAVILIEN" [sic] are painted onto the side of the barn. It is the most modern building in the entire city. ...

BREAKING NEWS: Jimmy Clausen Attacker Found

Authorities say the attacker was unhappy with recent Notre Dame football results, saying, "I know what I said about peacemakers, but I don't want to inherit an earth where the Irish are 6-6."  ...

The Panchero's Zombie Assault, Explained

Hola Pancheros, what order I like turtles Que? Here or to go? I like turtles Que? No habla turtle, little English, habla Espanol, Pancheros. Burrito? I like turtles HEY COME ON NOW PAL I WANT T...

Pwnership Goes Beyond Photoshop

From the FanShots, a picture that was tragically resized is now available as God intended it. Enjoy. (Click on picture for the largest size available) The maddest of mad props go to reader Herkey Hawk...

We're Gonna Need A Montage

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BLACK HEART GOLD PODCAST, EPISODE TWO: FORNELLI, NOT FOUR NELLYS

No, it's Fornelli.  That's four Nellys.  On World Championship Wrestling. After a couple of technical difficulties, we present the long-awaited second episode of Black Heart Gold Podcast, ...

Dr. Strangename, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Paki-Bomb

Okay. So it's been a full season since the original Paki Scare. That whole situation ended well, right? We worried, but we didn't need to, because everything worked out just perfectly, yessir. And so ...

BLACK HEART GOLD PODCAST, EPISODE 1: THE PHANTOM MOREHOUSE

Tonight we unveil our newest creation:  Black Heart Gold Podcast, wherein we get together once a week to make the same jokes we make in print, only now they're recorded so you can hear our voic...


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