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Ro-Tel Is Full of Art-Suppressing Communist Fascists
Imagine our delight this morning, when this missive sprange forth from the Ro-Tel Twitter account, which apparently exists and is a real thing: Now, we're always up for a challenge, as long as it isn't "take it easy on the porn and the doobies for 24 whole hours" or something wildly unreasonable....
2009-10 Basketball Captains Named And They Will Piss You Right Off
After the theater of pain and horror of Exodus 2009, you'd think the basketball team could use some positive P.R., some good news. And hey, nothing says fluffy like naming your captains for the upcoming season, right? It's a way for a program to say, basically, "hey, here's some good news about our...
Pity Vote
In another inexplicable move destined to fail, Jamie Pollard has hired me, HFMR, as his Remarchifornication campaign manager. Yeah it’s an awful idea but nobody else was going to take such a shitty job. His first order of business was to ban me from using the term "inconsolable." Another...
Kinnick Stadium Getting A Brazilian?
All right, friends; we back like Podolak. Thanks for all your tech help. It was completely ignored. There are certain things I want in life. Actually, "want" is the wrong word. There are certain things that I desperately crave even though I know I can't have them. They include but are not limited...
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