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2011 NFL Draft: So You've Drafted Adrian Clayborn
Congratulations, Tampa Bay fans! You're made the wonderful decision to draft Adrian Clayborn! Like any responsible prospective selector, you're no doubt filled with questions about your new draft pick. We here at Black Heart Gold Pants will try our best to answer any questions you might have. Is...
It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It Keeps High Company
Incidentally, "Do The Right Thing" is Norm Parker's one core philosophy: Here's the problem with living in Iowa--nay, a college town in the semi-middle of Iowa--it's really, really easy to get starstruck. In Iowa City, the closest one'll get to a celebrity is probably Kirk Ferentz; for Kirk's...
Adrian Clayborn Will Be Speaking Through An Interpreter Today
So, Adrian, what do you make of Please, all questions go through my dog. Wait, why did you bring a dog? Are you serious? As a motherfucking heart attack. What'd you name it? I named him after my favorite reporter, so, Bark Morehouse. Aw, thanks! Just kidding, his name is Ace. :-( So,...
New Playbook
The Hawkeye defense is more than capable of shutting down Terrelle Pryor and the Buckeye offense. What we need to win this game is a little more offensive firepower. I understand that Ken O'Keefe doesn't like change, but we live together and if I can convince him that the Smurfs live inside his...
Michigan Girl Can't Believe What's Happening Here
Thanks for the arrow, guy. Really wasn't sure what to look at, but I guess it's the side of her hat. (via the wonderful StunnedFans.com) The Takeaway is coming this afternoon. Apologies, but this weekend turned us into a worthless shells of men. We blame the cigarettes, really. Well, and...
The Takeaway: Penn State
Sure, Iowa just choked out Penn State, 21-10. But how much do we really know? What was really important about beating Penn State? What does it all mean, Basil? The Takeaway has the answer. Goodbye, Kroul and Unusual Punishment; hello, Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Good merciful heavens, the...
The Takeaway: FIU
Sure, Iowa just throttled a wildly overmatched FIU team, 42-0. But how much do we really know? What was really important about beating FIU? What does it all mean, Basil? The Takeaway has the answer. Adrian Clayborn is about to get your face pregnant. 1. The defense is still awesome. Sure, Iowa...
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