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ITEM! These are ITEMS!
Not much time to spare at BHGP Industries, so let's crank through these quicklike.ITEM! GoldPantsPal storminspank has filled out a bracket with the help of a Triscuit box. We applaud this maneuver, and anyone else who wants to try something similar is encouraged to share the results with us. We...
Monday ITEMS: Shenanigans Afoot
ITEM! If you haven't done so already, join the BHGP Tourney Pick'Em group on Yahoo. Just click here, enter in League #5862 and password gornstar, and you're all set. Our new leader for best team name is "Skinner Dunks On Hoiberg," which would never even happen on NBA Jam: Tournament Edition.ITEM!...
The Mancott Lives! IT LIVES!
EDSBS mastermind Orson Swindle gets email. His most recent check of the ol' email inbox included this: Hi EDSBS,I do blogger/online outreach for Outback Steakhouse and wanted to give you the chance to visit the restaurant and join the 20th birthday celebration of the Bloomin’ Onion. Would you be...
Mancott update: How deep does the conspiracy go?
We at BHGP would like to believe that we're smart men, that naivété would never cloud our judgment on serious matters. We take our jobs seriously, and we hope that you take us seriously as well.This exposé, then, is more of an apology than anything else; we should have figured this insidious...
BOWL RECAP: Iowa's football season is officially over
BCS Super Fun Tortilla Chips Are A Big Deal Folks Title Game LSU (11-2) vs. Ohio State (11-1) It's probably fitting that the title game will be played by the two teams that spent the most time at #1 this season. Less fitting, of course, is the fact that neither was in line to play for the title...
Outback Bowl snubs Hawkeyes for Wisconsin
Outrageous news from Tampa, as the Outback Bowl has selected the 9-3 Wisconsin Badgers to represent the Big Ten on January 1. The Badgers are the first Big Ten team to accept a bowl bid; Ohio State and Illinois are still waiting on other games and hoping to upgrade their bids.Even more shocking is...
This isn't a boycott; this is a MAN-cott!
Do you think we're joking, Outback Bowl? Hawkeye Nation doesn't joke. Ever. When Matt Roth said "Three words: Iowa Hawkeyes" on SportsCenter, we petitioned the President of Numbers to make that an accurate statement. Turns out there isn't even a Department of Numbers! I mean, what the hell, here I...








