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EDSBS CASTING COUCH PICKS, WEEK 1

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Navy @ #6 Ohio State Terrelle Pryor IS Belle IN La Belle et la Bête. Not the Disney cartoon Beauty & the Beast, but the 1946 Cocteau version where everything is sepia-toned and miserable. (The rest...

GUEST COLUMNIST: LAUNCHPAD MCQUACK, SEX ADDICT, ON THE PAC-10

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So I was running the Sweaty Wishbone with this Filipina in the back of her car the other day when I thought: this girl has got some fight in her! Just like the Arizona defense. They're eighteenth...

OPEN THREAD, PART TWO: BREATH, TAKEN AWAY

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Hi. You know who I am. This thumb's for you, Colt McCoy, because you're a champion who takes my breath away and turns in slow motion away from onrushing defenders bent on crushing you. You took...

LOVE ON THE ROCKS AT UTEP

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How did your Saturday go? Get some laundry done? Watch your team sputter for three quarters before waking up and going for the balls in the fourth quarter? Get caught in a class 2 sex act on...

COUNTDOWN: 1

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Triumph or defeat is in the hands of the Gods. So let us celebrate the struggle!

PETE CARROLL: SO JACKED ABOUT JACKING HOMERS

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The official biography of Kim Jong-Il and Pete Carroll's actual life inch closer together by the day: First, Kim: North Korean publications describe Kim Jong Il as a renaissance man who has flown...

FULMER CUP: IT MUST BE YOUR CHICK FLICKS

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With the towel, like a gentleman. Keenan Jones of Hawaii has been arrested and charged with unauthorized entry into a motor vehicle and second-degree assault. The two counts are both felonies,...

THE CRIES OF THE TIGER

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Missouri's Secret Shame, Volleyball Mascot: Miz Meow! The Missouri Tigers went from the proverbial driver's seat to riding in the bed of the pickup truck in three horrific hours on Saturday...

DEGENERATES: GET WELL

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Mistakes were made. Maybe you lost some cash, or the use of your left leg, or the privilege of your girlfriend's vagina, but hey, that's why they call it gambling. Now quit your crying and hobble...

THE ROLE OF ORSON SWINDLE IS BEING PLAYED TODAY BY...

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Orson Swindle can't be here today as he's in the Himalayas attempting to become the first man to solo climb the North Ridge of K2 in chamois pants and a bucket hat. Please send him to the summit...

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