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Marchifornication turns five this year. That's eighty tournament spots that have been filled over that time, to say nothing for late entrants. Over the years, we've lost Marchifornication...

JoePa Chooses A Quarterback. Random nonsense about the Penn State quarterback situation.

In BHGP's latest fever dream, Bob Zook and Joe Paterno get some wires crossed at the 2011 Big Ten Media Days.

Joe Paterno And The Bracket Pool: Random nonsense.

BHGP takes a look at what it must take for Joe Paterno and Penn State to keep freshman quarterback Rob Bolden at Penn State even after the QB requests a transfer to deaf ears.

Marchifornication reaches its penultimate episode, right as March Madness does the same thing. So you can't really complain that this is April, then, right? Either way, all allegiances are made clear, and the end comes in sight.

In part one of the Marchifornication semifinals, JoePa and the Trololololo find a couple kittycats. Also, The manhunt for Pakistanzi intensifies.

Joe Paterno and Cornshoe Hammaker prepare to do battle in a contest of strength, wits, and Civil War Cannons. But treachery is afoot!