Black Heart Gold Pants, an Iowa Hawkeyes community

The Hawkeye Deathstar. Happy Halloween, Hawk fans.  Next year... lasers.

After a nearly fatal battle against Zombie-Paterno, Adrian Clayborn, Dark Lord of the Backfield, finds himself trapped within a life support suit. Now with half the Kinnickchlorians of his former body, Darth Clayborn is reduced to choking out MAC quarterbacks and jNWU's mascot.