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In BHGP's epic Bracket Madness, it's Cornshoe Hammaker against South Carolina's own Smelley Cock, Chris Smelley.

BHGP reveals the West Bracket on Selecting Sunday. REMARCHIFORNICATION!

Chris Smelley transfers to Alabama to play baseball. BHGP, like Jamie Pollard, is inconsolable.

As our thousands of devoted readers remember, BHGP was first introduced to the Smelley Cock in early September, when OPS was still writing for FanHouse. We haven't forgotten the magic of that...

As our thousands of devoted readers remember, BHGP was first introduced to the Smelley Cock in early September, when OPS was still writing for FanHouse. We haven't forgotten the magic of that...

As our thousands of devoted readers remember, BHGP was first introduced to the Smelley Cock in early September, when OPS was still writing for FanHouse. We haven't forgotten the magic of that...

As our thousands of devoted readers remember, BHGP was first introduced to the Smelley Cock in early September, when OPS was still writing for FanHouse. We haven't forgotten the magic of that...

As part of the lead-up to the Outback Bowl, BHGP tries to divine what the Smelley Cock smells like. Today, BHGP's grandma's mortality is called into question.

What does the Smelley Cock smell like? How about Gheorghe Muresan?

Today, we wonder if the Smelley Cock smells more like McDonald's Barbecue Sauce... or Band-Aids. Because they're very similar, you see.