Black Heart Gold Pants, an Iowa Hawkeyes community

 Here we are, Other Secretary. Old School Hep's very own Cursed Cave!  I'm scared, J!  Why are you always on the phone?  WHO GOES THERE  It's me and Other Secretary, versus you! This...

Cornshoe Hammaker and Shaun Prater's DUI take center stage in Remarchifornication.

Hi people, this is Secretary. So I get to the site, and boom, first thing outta Luis' mouth is, "Rick's here," and I think I told you a couple weeks ago, this is like Rick's building himself....

JoePa faces Tim Brewster in Round 2 of Remarchifornication Bracket Madness.

BHGP sets up a pick'em.

BHGP had Iowa as a 7 seed in our Bracketology. This is horseshit.

Chevy is running a commercial with a little girl pointing at Howie Long's dick.

The first round of Remarchifornication concludes with J Leman taking on Secretary

The Brothers Zook fight again.

In another inexplicable move destined to fail, Jamie Pollard has hired me, HFMR, as his Remarchifornication campaign manager.  Yeah it’s an awful idea but nobody else was going to take such a...