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HERE'S THE THING: THE LAST STAND

You will get nothing and like it, Orange-Man! I didn't scout Western Michigan. This week isn't about them. We've had a long and brutal season filled with injuries, arrests, and disappointment. This...

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I feel genuinely uncomfortable when I see your broken thumb... sorry about that. Mistakes were made. If I was right every time it wouldn't be gambling, now would it? So quit your cryin', and stop...

IT'S GO TIME: WHERE AM I?

I'm drunk, I'm landscaping, and all I can think about is picking winners. Call your accountant, we're going perfect this week.[winners in bold.--ed]Oklahoma @ Iowa State (+30)This isn't so much a...

IT'S GO TIME: A NEW GENERATION OF DEGENERATION

I talked to a good friend this week and was shocked to hear that many people don't know the terminology and tricks of gambling. We may have an entire generation of sports fans  that don't gamble. I...

HERE'S THE THING: PLEASE DON'T BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM

It's no secret that our offensive game plan is small-minded and slow moving. Coupled with that is an offensive line that can't pass protect and a QB who can't get the ball to his playmakers....

IT'S GO TIME: A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE

[Editor's Note: JebusHChrist couldn't be here tonight, so filling in for him is his friend Poop Socks.] Jebus couldn't make it so I'm pinch hitting. Maybe we can make you some money this week. The...

IT'S GO TIME: I'M SORRY, MOMMA

Mistakes were made. So, you lost momma's house last week? How was I supposed to know Texas Tech was going to fire their DC? What do you want from me? This is a dirty business. Who got you momma's...

HERE'S THE THING: THE SEX CANNON EDITION

The pressure of a National Championship is off, Hawkeye fans, so we can just settle in and grind out a Big 10 title. I'm not kidding about either of those things. We're in a BCS conference, we...

IT'S GO TIME: YAARRRRRR!!!!!

Let me start out by acknowledging your thanks for the Indiana pick last week. I know, I know, momma's got 4 houses now and when momma's happy, everyone's happy. But danger lurks this week. I saw a...

IT'S GO TIME: DEGENERATES EAT FREE!

Hey, degenerates, Jebus is back with some locks for you this week. Last week, I was 2-1 but I also gave you LSU and Iowa to cover as well. Since you're already into your book for about 5 years of...

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