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Ben Brust Leaving Iowa Too, Because Hey Why Not

Incoming freshman Ben Brust is about to leave the University of Iowa on account of new coach Fran McCaffery. Somewhere in some alternate universe, this makes sense.

BREAKING NEWS: Sioux City Journal Still Sucks

The Sioux City Journal rushes to the defense of benchwarmer Brennan Cougill. Naturally, we feel compelled to shred in response.

Favre Requests Unconditional Release

The two most annoying things in the NFL, ESPN and Brett Favre, have teamed up to spawn the third most annoying thing in the NFL, the story entirely substantiated by an undisclosed source. Given the...

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