Iowa @ Penn State LIVEBLOG: Punctuation Edition
Make no mistake about it comma this game will be unwatchable semicolon luckily, I've got my handy dandy 1994 clock radio dialed up to 800 AM so Dolph and Bobby Hansen can soothe the pain with their...
Purdue Beats Iowa, Hates Freedom
This loss hurts. There's no other way to put it. It hurts like 9/11.I suppose that for me, personally, it hurts more than it ought to since I had to go off what Mr. 80 Proof Gospel himself, Gary Dolp...
If stats were porn, this would be brutal tentacle rape.
Anthony Morelli: Master of Deception I really don't know what merit there could possibly be in adding any commentary to a picture like that, other than to point out--again--that Iowa got destroyed ...
Good Gravy, we made Anthony Morelli look good
I don't know what to say past that. Anthony Morelli tore up the Iowa defense.Anthony Morelli.The Iowa defense.I'm going to go drink myself hot while Va Tech and Team Grimace battle it out on the TV.Fu...
Dear Penn State
You may insert your backup defense now. In addition, you may kneel on the ball for the entirety of the fourth quarter. You're leading by 20, which--to an Iowa team--is equivalent to a 70-0 lead with s...
Gameday Open Thread: Poor Guests Edition
Interesting note: That is not rain, but the tears of Penn State fans watching a game slip away. Did you know Iowa hasn't lost a game at Happy Valley since 1994? It's true. Tim Dwight single-handedl...
Austin Scott's penis is more important than sports
Penn State will be without starting tailback Austin Scott tomorrow afternoon. It appears not to be an injury situation, but something far worse: allegations of sexual assault.To be perfectly fair, we ...