Black Heart Gold Pants, an Iowa Hawkeyes community

February 23rd, 2013, was a shitty day.

It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: Iowa's 2015-16 Big Ten Football Schedule Is Released

Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the golf course! Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key... Sandy:...

I know what you're thinking: Minnesota sucks! We're Iowa! We're back! We can't lose! We're going to Orlando! Didn't he quit writing this post back in October? Those last 4 drinks were a mistake. L...

Before we begin, two must-see links: Burnt Orange Nation, a Texas SBN affiliate done so goddamn well it makes this place look like a Buckeye blog, probably ran away with Post Of The Year with this e...

[On an unrelated note, Orson Swindle has handed the keys of EDSBS over to Jebus and some friends for the weekend. Go for the Jebus, stay for the ambiguously pr0nographic advertising. Encourage him!...

Tim Brewster, playing with his balls It's midnight in Minnesota.  The football team has won one game (and lost to such juggernauts as North Dakota State, Florida Atlantic, and Bowling Green)....