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Rescuing Minnesota: A Three-Point Plan To Effect A New Paradigm of Success

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BHGP collects on our bet with Daily Gopher for a front page post. We decide to play nice and help Minnesota return to "glory."

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A picture essay of the win over Minnesota

Minnesota is so bad at football.

The Public Flogging of Tim Brewster, courtesy of Patrick Reusse

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"What was proven on Saturday night was what was suspected all along: The 2008 Gophers were the worst 7-1 team you could find in a BCS conference -- strictly a product of a cupcake schedule and in no way an indication Brewster was putting together something significant in his second season. Gophers loyalists have embraced Brewster in a longshot hope that the avalanche of words contains substance and not merely salesmanship, and others have embraced him because Brewster understands the wisdom of never underestimating the naiveté of his audience. The coach keeps saying he's 'extremely, extremely proud' of his athletes, his program and his school, and amazingly, amazingly, people react as if those words have meaning.... What the Hawkeyes demonstrated is that when a coach of substance juts his jaw and keeps working he can get his team on a 5-of-6 streak to conclude the Big Ten, and when a coach of rhetoric keeps offering meaningless blather his players are likely to suffocate."

The Takeaway: Minnesota

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The Iowa Hawkeyes defeat the Minnesota Golden Gophers, 55-0. Black Heart Gold Pants breaks down the game and its aftermath.

HATE BOWL: 4th Quarter

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I knew we should have taken the wind (read: narrative voice) for the 2nd and 4th quarters.

Great Moments in Gopher Football: EPIC FAIL RIGHT

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BHGP revisits some of the finest moments in Minnesota football history. Today: Minnesota blows a 14-point fourth quarter lead to Just Northwestern. Simply hilarious.

Great Moments in Gopher Football: Blocked, Quite Believably

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BHGP revisits some of the finest moments in Minnesota football history. Today: Minnesota blows a 10-point 4th quarter lead to Wisconsin in the most hilarious fashion possible.

Great Moments in Gopher Football: Jamal Harris Loses It

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Great Moments in Gopher Football: Chronicling the dizzying array of self-execution methods employed by Minnesota football.

Great Moments in Minnesota Football History: Losing As Art

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Minnesota pubes up the Insight Bowl.

The Takeaway: Purdue

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Iowa beats Purdue, 22-17. Black Heart Gold Pants breaks down the action.

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