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MARCHIFORNICATION 2012: THE WRAP UP

Putting a bow on another year's worth of Marchifornication madness.

MARCHIFORNICATION 2012: THE FINAL

The scene opens with the Basketball World Order in the ring Hey yo We're gonna do a little survey It's real, real simple Either you're with us...or you're against us. So how many people here came...

MARCHIFORNICATION 2012: The Fourth Man

On the field at Kinnick Stadium, Kirk Ferentz, Ken O'Keefe, and James Vandenberg are talking Gentlemen, we face our most formidable opponent yet. Gatens and Brommer are formidable enough by...

Gary Barta Gets Pranked

An April Fool's Day post on April 4th? That can't be right, can it? April Fools! It can.

MARCHIFORNICATION 2012: BORE GAMES, Part 2

When we left two hours ago, Kirk Ferentz and Ken O'Keefe had discovered they had two hours to stop Coach Vending Machine from obtaining the launch code to KOK's top secret playbook... Maybe we...

MARCHIFORNICATION 2012: BORE GAMES, Part 1

The Hayden Fry Football Complex war room I don't get it. Sir, the monitors are showing that Notre Dame and Michigan have already launched preemptive attacks against the two skill position...

MARCHIFORNICATION 2012: The Island of Dr. O'Keefe

In Florida, a ferry approaches an otherwise desolate island. A young quarterback exits the ferry and starts across the island. The Herky pterodactyl swoops down on Vandenberg, knocking him to...

MARCHIFORNICATION 2012: KIRK FERENTZ vs. FRAN McCAFFERY

NUMBER ONE SEED: KIRK FERENTZ First Round: Defeated A.J. Derby 463-108. NUMBER FIVE SEED: FRAN McCAFFERY First Round: Defeated Norm Parker 350-257. So we settle in for this long-anticipated...

MARCHIFORNICATION 2012: James Vandenberg Gets Some Coffee

In the basement of the Hayden Fry Football Complex, a coffee machine sits... bleepy bloopy whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bleepbloopwhirrrrrrrrr PING ...

MARCHIFORNICATION 2012: AIRBHG vs. BROMMELHEAD

NUMBER TWO SEED: ANGRY IOWA RUNNING BACK HATING GOD First Round: Defeated Coach Vending Machine by forfeit. NUMBER SIX SEED: BROMMELHEAD First Round: Defeated the new Cy-Hawk Trophy 212-191. So,...

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